Kelly Michaels lives in what could be determined as an unbearably small town in Tennessee. She recognizes that anyone chancing upon this small biography of hers would not harbor any sort of interest in this small town, so for once she has decided to save you from the torture and continue to the parts of her life that are only semi-boring.
At the time of writing this, Kelly is in between part time jobs and working towards an Associate of Art to obtain a B.A. in English. Her academic adviser has strongly warned her against such a hopeless future many times, but Kelly remains as obstinate as ever to lead the miserable life of an English major. Despite this, Kelly takes joy from spending time with her feline familiar Cleopatra. Although, she would like to clarify that spending time with Cleo actually entails catering to the insatiable needs of a once-feral-cat-turned-domestic.
Kelly also feels obligated to mention her significant other Donovan, who indeed has a last name, but Kelly feels the information extraneous and unnecessary as most of those reading this would have difficulty pronouncing it. Nevertheless, Donovan can be attributed to many accomplishments in Kelly’s life, all of which presently escape her memory. The main thing you should take from this is that Donovan is important.
Also, Kelly has a mother and a father, an elder twin sister, and a younger brother. She hasn’t asked their permission yet if she can include them on this website, so she will leave details regarding them at a minimum. She would however like to stress that comparisons between her and this twin sister of hers are forbidden. They are sisters that hate and love each other at the same time, as family often does, even though the Other Sister cannot be bothered to return phone calls in a timely manner. Kelly has other family members, of course, but she doesn’t feel the urge to list them.
On writing, Kelly writes what inspires her. This may range from the fantastical to the post-apocalyptic. She tries very hard to not use too many video game references. She currently stands to be yet published but hopes that will soon change by creating this blog to establish an Internet presence and thus giving her motivation. She is working away on a new project that she has high ambitions for. She has not yet determined if she would prefer self-publishing to traditional publishing and will just let the chips fall where they may.
Kelly has many preferences that could be noted. She will keep this short, for she has procrastinated on the laundry for far too long. What you need to know about her in this area is that she has exhausted her Phantom of the Opera DVD, she is dangerously close to being diagnosed as a book hoarder, she hates learning French and spites preparing for French tests by practicing her German, and she uses enough adverbs to give Stephen King a heart attack.
Mayhaps, Kelly will update this page as time progresses, but she makes no guarantees.